Oct 16, 2026
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New Evidence Suggests Amelia Earhart Was Accepted Into Crab Society

NIKUMARORO, KIRIBATI—Claiming to have finally solved the longstanding mystery surrounding the missing aviator’s ultimate fate, a team of Purdue University researchers announced Friday they had found new evidence suggesting Amelia Earhart was accepted into crab society and lived the rest of her life among crustaceans. “Our investigation of a remote atoll in the area where […]
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